My Mellow My Muse

Twitter me this.

• “@joelmchale: Congrats bow and arrow. Between The Avengers, Brave, Snow White & the Huntsman, and #GameofThrones you've had quite a year.” 21 hours ago
• Just made a $5 bet with @BiggTreeZ that Jean Claude Van Damme won't be doing the splits in Expendables 2. I don't mind losing this one. 6 days ago
• I will never be too old for one of these. #oneeyedmike instagr.am/p/KgzkFcMwJt/ 2 weeks ago
• Thumbs up for hard rain and poor drainage! SPLASH!!! *side note* No pedestrians were splashed in the writing of this tweet. 1 month ago
• Greendale is back in session! Community, I've missed you. #sixseasonsandamovie 2 months ago
• Krs-one nostrils. #bestgooglesearchever Thanks @BiggTreeZ 2 months ago
• Anyone remember MTV rock'n'jock basketball? I miss that shit... #the90swereawesome 4 months ago
• Other than my signature, I think I've forgotten how to write in cursive. #gapsinknowledge 4 months ago
• Anthony just got in trouble for flashing our knight. 6 months ago